While making supper tonight, Russell was bemoaning the lack of comfort food (i.e. powdered donuts) around here.  I pointed out that we are kind if round shaped, like donuts.  He said that was good.  To which I replied...

Amy: How is being overweight and unhealthy good?
Russell: Because we're together.

I await the article in the Journal of Medicine weighing the benefits of being overweight, but in a committed relationship (no pun intended there, har har har).